The Arsenal

warrior

3
600k

Buzz-Pole

 

Inconceivable Reach

When any enemy unit begins its movement phase adjacent to the warrior and moves 1 space or more, the warrior may immediately attack it with the Buzz-Pole.

"A giant buzz-saw attached to the end of a telephone pole? Sounds like a good idea."

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3
600k

Scarab Buzz-Saw Suit

 

Human Saw

The Buzz-Saw Suit hits each enemy unit the warrior steps adjacent to during the movement phase (A movement must be made in order to attack with the Buzz-Saw Suit).

The giant, blade-backed beetles were found nesting inside an inexplicably constructed pyramid on the Waspworth Plateau.

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3
600k

tungsten Loaded Boxing Gloves

 

Precious Metal Punch

Push Back on 3 of a kind. Pushes back 3 spaces unless the enemy unit contacts lava, a wall, or another unit.

"I must break you."

w
2
400k

Plutonium's Nuclear Whip

 

Yellow Cake Wake

Hits all adjacent enemy units. Incapacitate. [Plutonium's Set]

The idea to infuse a whip with nuclear materials came to Patrick Plutonium when he noticed how boring a regular whip was.

w
2
400k

Flaming Shredders

 

Slice and Dice

Push Back on 3 of a kind. The warrior may make two separate attacks.

"Also useful in the kitchen."

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2
400k

Oversized Bladed-Vacuum-Fan

 

Tornado Force

When an enemy unit is wounded you may immediately move the warrior up to 3 spaces. The wounded unit may be pulled along and placed in any adjacent, non-lava space at the end of this movement.

"Commence Operation: Vacu-suck!"

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1
200k

Enormous Scythe

 

Harvest Attack

When an enemy unit is wounded you may draw 1 Special Play card.

"You can be a King or a street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper."

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1
100k

Humans' Finest Blade

 

Inhuman Speed

When an enemy unit is wounded you may immediately move the warrior up to 3 spaces.

"There can be only one."

w
1
100k

Rusty Chain Saw

 

Hedge Trim

+1 to strength against any unit equipped with armor.

"Groovy."

w
1
100k

Cattle-Prod

 

Stunning Jolt

Incapacitate.

"It was like this: zzzzzt, zzzzzt, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!!!" -Professor Josiah

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cards: 10

total value: 35

total stats: 19

gunner

3
600k

The Butros Bombarder

9

Butros Blast Wave

+1 to strength when attacking from lower ground. Incapacitate. [The Butros Set]

"And from the heavens rained down a terrible hellfire, and in the air only one name was whispered: Butros." -Anonymous Storyteller

g
3
600k

Portable Atom Splitter

9

Mushroom Cloud

Splash Damage.

"I split on your grave."

g
2
400k

44,000 Magnum

9

Big Bullet

Push Back on 3 of a kind. Pushes back 2 spaces unless the enemy unit contacts lava, a wall, or another unit.

"Do you feel lucky, cyber punk?"

g
2
400k

88 Barreled Glass Gun

5

Glass Rain

Hits up to 3 enemy units.

"88 Barrels of Glass in your face."

g
2
400k

Neutron Incinerator

12

Neutron Beam

Hits all enemy units in a straight line of 12 spaces.

"Give me the code key, Howard."

g
2
400k

Supercharged Street Sweeper

9

Super Sabot Shell

When an enemy unit is wounded, its manager must randomly discard 1 Special Play card from their hand.

"You can be a king or the Grim Reaper, but you're going down from a hit with the Supercharged Street Sweeper."

g
1
200k

Heavy Flame Thrower

9

Flame Jet

Hits all enemy units in a straight line of 9 spaces.

"When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes."

g
1
200k

Photon Cannon

9

Blinding Flash

Incapacitate.

"My eyes! These goggles, they do nothing!"

g
1
200k

Missile Launcher

9

Rocket-Propelled Grenade

Splash Damage.

"You're fired."

g
1
100k

Gatling Gun

9

Disregard for Ammo

The gunner may make two separate attacks.

"I ain't got time to bleed."

g

cards: 10

total value: 35

total stats: 18

scout

3
600k

Glass Grenades

5

Broken Glass Blast

Push Back on 3 of a kind. Splash Damage. Ignore Line of Sight.

"Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass."

s
3
600k

Sansachel's Sniper Laser

12

Step-n-Snipe

+1 to strength from higher ground. The scout may attack with the Sniper Laser in the middle of its movement phase (move, shoot, and continue the rest of the move). [Sansachel's Set]

"That gun is just so laser."

s
2
400k

Molten Molotov Cocktails

5

Third Degree Burn

Splash Damage. Ignore Line of Sight. After the attack, the initial target receives an additional strength 2 attack.

"Nothing sums up Death Dome quite like a bottle of fire." -Eli Roknoffagon

s
2
400k

Tele-Gun

9

Non-Consensual Teleportation

Push Back on 3 of a kind. If a Push Back is made, the wounded unit is pushed to any adjacent square of your choice.

"The truth is out there."

s
2
400k

Concussion Grenades

5

Concussive Wave

Push Back on 3 of a kind. Splash Damage. Ignore Line of Sight.

"It's not a tumor!"

s
2
400k

Silenced M-16

9

Rapid Fire

The scout may make 2 separate attacks.

"Did you hear something?"

s
1
200k

Weightless Samurai Sword

 

Step-n-Shank

The scout may attack in the middle of the movement phase (move, attack, and continue the rest of the move).

"The guy that shanked you went that way!"

s
1
200k

Combat Shotgun

9

Solid Slug

Push Back on 3 of a kind.

"I like to keep this handy...for close encounters."

s
1
200k

Snow Shooter

5

White Christmas

The scout may make two separate attacks. Incapacitate.

"Alright everyone...chill."

s
1
100k

Shrapnel Grenades

5

Metal Shards

Splash Damage. Ignore Line of Sight.

Inspector Gordoni could often be found in Kinderswine Valley, hunting rabid ostrich with shrapnel grenades.

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cards: 10

total value: 35

total stats: 18

medic

3
600k

Bleach Syringe

 

Vein Pain

Push Back on 3 of a kind. Incapacitate.

"The Hippocratic Oath is for suckers." -Old Man Hobblerone

m
600k

Hobblerone's Healer

3

Personal Shaman

A Heal one unit to its maximum vitae, or two separate units by 3 vitae each. [Hobblerone's Set]

Hobblerone's shaman was often fastened to the old man's back, like a baby.

m
2
400k

Ether Hose

5

Anesthetized

Hits all enemy units in a straight line of 5 spaces. Incapacitate.

"Malpractice is really not that big a deal." -Dr. Charles Signozo

m
2
400k

Hallucinogen Syringe

 

Troubling Visions

When a unit is wounded by the Hallucinogen Pack you may move that unit as many spaces as its movement rating allows. It may not be moved into lava.

"Your mind makes it real."

m
2
400k

formaldehyde balloon

5

Poisonous Preservatives

Splash Damage. Ignore Line of Sight. Incapacitate.

"Safety third!"

m
400k

Buffalo Tranq Gun

7

Syringe Shot

AHeal one unit by 3 vitae.

"Tranquility is the old man's milk."

m
200k

Speed Pack

3

Tweaked Out

AGive one unit +3 to its movement rating until the end of your turn.

"The best part of waking up."

m
200k

Adrenaline Pack

3

Epinephrine Rush

AGive one unit +2 to strength and the ability to Push Back on 3 of a kind with any weapon until the end of your turn.

"You took too much, man."

m
200k

Steroid Pack

3

Suspicious Size Increase

AGive one unit +2 to toughness and immunity to Push Back and Incapacitation until the beginning of your next turn.

"Once and for all, I did not use steroids or any other illegal substance."

m
1
100k

Liquid Plumber Spray

5

Chemical Corrosion

Hits all enemy units in a straight line of 5 spaces.

"From the main line to the drain line."

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cards: 10

total value: 35

total stats: 10

armor

1*3
900k

Robotic Exo-skeleton

 

Astounding Engineering

+1 to strength with ranged weapons.

"A robot should injure a human being, and, through direct action, eliminate them if possible."

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1*3
900k

Fan Hover Chariot

 

Chariots of Fire

+1 to strength with close combat weapons.

"How frugal is the chariot that bears a human soul."

d
31
900k

Cybernetic Arachnid Legs

 

Spider Savvy

+1 to movement. This unit may move over walls.

"The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread and lives along the line."

d
3
900k

Van Damme

 

Tinted Windows

When an enemy unit begins its movement phase in an adjacent space, this unit may follow it. Place this unit in any space adjacent to the enemy unit once its movement phase is complete.

"I can't lose that damn van."

d
2
600k

Rocketeer Pack

 

Frequent Flyer

This unit may move over walls, enemy units, lava, and may move onto the tower without using the bridges. This unit is still harmed by the lava and can be pushed into it as normal.

"And on the right hand side, you'll see a tower surrounded by lava."

d
22
600k

Hyperbranched Aramid Blast Suit

 

Three-Layer System

+2 to vitae.

"The materials are strain-rate sensitive, see, so the faster something hits it, the stronger it gets."

d
2
600k

Symbiotic Shell

 

Cellular Regeneration

AUse an action phase to heal this unit by 2 vitae. MUse a movement phase to heal this unit by 2 vitae.

"You're a parasite for sore eyes."

d
21
600k

Intravenous Adrenaline Supply

 

Wired to the Gills

+1 to movement. Cannot be Incapacitated.

"One hundred percent pure adrenaline!"

d
*
600k

Confusion Array

 

Over-stimulation

When this unit is attacked, you may randomly discard one Special Play card from the attack.

"I find tinsel disorienting."

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*
600k

Holo-Emitter

 

Holographic Double

When this unit is attacked, draw 1 Special Play card and add its numeric value to your toughness.

"Hahaha! You think this is the real Quaid? It is."

d
2/3
600k

Plutonium's Nuclear Steamroller

 

Lava Laminate

This unit is unharmed by lava and may move through it as normal, however, it must still use a bridge to move onto the tower. +1 to toughness when standing in the lava. [Plutonium's Set]

"Patrick Plutonium was a genius." -Gary Davis

d
2
600k

Mechanized Bee Decoy

 

Tragic Picnic

When this unit is attacked by an adjacent enemy unit and is not wounded, the attacker receives a bee sting and loses 1 vitae automatically.

"Hope you brought your epi-pen."

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3*2
400k

Inverted Iron Maiden

 

The Maiden's Revenge

When this unit is attacked by a close combat weapon, the attacking enemy unit is hit with a strength 3 close combat attack.

"Inverting this Iron Maiden was the best idea you've ever had."

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3*2
400k

The Butros Suit

 

Ricochet Rebound

When this unit is attacked by a ranged weapon the attacking unit is hit with a strength 3 ranged attack. [The Butros Set]

Butros also wore his suit as protection from the many species of bees that buzz about the DD-22 desert-scape.

d
2
400k

Cyber Suit

 

Magnetic Field

Cannot be Pushed Back.

The legendary Gary Grobeck preferred the Cyber Suit and was even rumored to have worn it around his flat.

d
2
400k

Hobblerone's Visor

 

Phase Shift

This unit may move through walls and enemy units.
[Hobblerone's Set]

"As I placed the creation on my head, my body became a mass of swimming particles, one and not one at once." -Old Man Hobblerone

d
2
400k

Displacer Helm

 

Out of Sync

When this unit is attacked and is not wounded, it may immediately move up to 3 spaces.

"Death is a displaced name for a linguistic predicament."

d
1
400k

Sansachel's Satchel

 

Courier Carry

This unit may choose an adjacent unit from its team to pull along and place in any adjacent space at the end of its movement phase. No action is required. [Sansachel's Set]

"That satchel has got some serious cache, baby."

d
1
400k

Medical Pager

 

Medical Emergency

When one of your other units loses vitae, this unit may immediately move up to 3 spaces. If this unit ends its movement adjacent to it, the wounded unit is healed by 1 vitae.

"There's a horse in the hospital!"

d
2/3
400k

Portable Fallout Shelter

 

The End is Nigh

+1 to toughness against ranged weapons.

"The grave is still the best shelter against the storms of destiny."

d
2/3
400k

Bejeweled Cod Piece

 

God Save the Queen

+1 to toughness against close combat weapons.

"Is that thing bejeweled, or are you just happy to see me?"

d
2
400k

Judo Memory Implant

 

Uchi Mata

When this unit defends against an attack from an adjacent enemy unit, you may simultaneously Push Back the attacker if 3 of kind is played in your defense.

"When you're out for justice because your beliefs are under siege, realize that you are marked for death and become hard to kill."

d
1
400k

Jerry-Rigged Alarm System

 

Alarm Bells

When one of your control points is captured, this unit may immediately move up to 3 spaces. If it ends its movement adjacent to the control point, it may immediately make 1 attack.

"Even the rustling of leaves will alarm the hare."

d
1/2
200k

Titanium Armor

 

Titanium Plating

+1 to toughness against close combat weapons.

"Safety first."

d
1/2
200k

Kevlar Kombat Suit

 

Kuality Kraftsmanship

+1 to toughness against ranged weapons.

"I'm lucky this thing is so well made."

d
1/+
200k

Plasma-Powered Riot Shield

 

Power Play

Gives all adjacent friendly units +1 to toughness.

"Passion is the mob of the man, that commits a riot upon his reason."

d
1
200k

Kamikaze Vest

 

Extreme Measures

AUse an action to wound an adjacent enemy unit by 1 vitae automatically. This unit is also wounded by 1 vitae automatically.

"Stylish evening wear for the man with nothing to lose."

d
1/+
200k

Human Shield

 

Somebody's Baby

+1 to toughness for each adjacent enemy unit. Do not add +1 for the attacking enemy unit.

"Only a life lived for others is worth living."

d
1
100k

Bullet Proof Vest

 

"Because dodging takes effort."

d
1
100k

Rabid Ostrich Hide

 

"He behaved like an ostrich and put his head in the sand, thereby exposing his thinking parts. "

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cards: 30

total value: 140

total stats: 8

equipment

4
900k

Blight Saber

 

Withering Blights

Incapacitate. Any unit may be equipped with the Blight Saber and it does not count as a carried item.

"And I shall blight thy brow with blotch and blister."

1
600k

Micro-Processor Weapon Upgrade

 

Technical Advancement

+1 to strength to any weapon

"One of the first rules of science is if somebody delivers a secret weapon to you, you better use it."

4
600k

Secondary Heart

 

Cardiac Unrest

+4 to vitae.

"Two hearts. Two hearts that beat as one."

400k

Psychosomatic Pain Disburser

 

Communal Suffering

When this unit loses vitae, you may choose to have one of your other units take the full amount of damage instead. Push Back and incapacitation still effect this unit.

"Sometimes causes problems in the locker room."

/1*
400k

The Butros Boots

 

Butros Bound

MUse a movement phase to jump to any control point of your team's color. [The Butros Set] +1 to toughness if your team is equipped with all of The Butros Set.

"The man with the boots does not mind where he places his foot."

/2
400k

Hobblerone's Spatial Distortion Earmuffs

 

Worm Hole

MUse a movement phase to teleport to any space adjacent to one of your other units. [Hobblerone's Set] +2 to vitae if your team is equipped with all of Hobblerone's Set.

The mischievous Hobblerone also used his device for elaborate and sometimes hurtful pranks.

/1
400k

Sansachel's Bifocals

 

Sansachel's Sight

Ignore line of site with ranged weapons. [Sansachel's Set] +1 to movement if your team is equipped with all of Sansachel's Set.

"I can see clearly now the acid rain is gone."

/1
400k

Plutonium's Perfect Plans

 

The Death Dome Redemption

This unit may be released from jail by sacrificing 2 unit phases on your turn. [Plutonium's Set] +1 to strength if your team is equipped with all of Plutonium's Set.

"These plans are perfect."

400k

Neuro-Muscular Nanobot Implants

 

Precision Decisions

This unit may Push Back on 3 of a kind with any weapon and cannot be pushed back itself.

"I'd take precision any day over power."

+3
200k

medi-kit

 

Emergency Assistance

AHeal one adjacent unit by 3 vitae.

"Before healing others, heal yourself."

cards: 10

total value: 47

total stats: 5

characters

1145
2,000k

Patrick Plutonium

 

Patrick Plutonium may be released from jail by sacrificing 2 unit phases on your turn.

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1045
1,000k

Gary Grobeck

 

w
0145
1,000k

Yanni Scarab

 

w
0047
1,000k

Eli Roknoffagon

 

w
0055
1,000k

Patricia Plutonium

 

w
1145
2,000k

Butros

 

Butros ignores line of sight limitations when attacking with ranged weapons.

g
1045
1,000k

lil' Butros

 

g
0145
1,000k

Honda Takamoto

 

g
0055
1,000k

Remote Ostrich

 

g
0047
1,000k

Big Purple John

 

g
0065
2,000k

Senior Sansachel

 

Senior Sansachel may perform an action in the middle of the movement phase (move, perform an action, and continue the rest of the move).

s
1045
1,000k

junior sansachel

 

s
0145
1,000k

Shu Shee Takamoto

 

s
0055
1,000k

Inspector Gordoni

 

s
0047
1,000k

Professor Josiah

 

s
0049
2,000k

Old Man Hobblerone

 

Old Man Hobblerone may be equipped with 4 items.

m
1045
1,000k

young man mulligan

 

m
0145
1,000k

Dr. Charles Signozo

 

m
0047
1,000k

young man hobblerone

 

m
0055
1,000k

Dr. hoostheyer

 

m
3225
4,000k

FrankenTurret

 

c
2235
4,000k

Conglomagragon

 

Conglomagragon may use items from the warrior and gunner decks. Conglomagragon's manager may choose the jail he is placed in when killed.

c
2145
4,000k

old man mulligan

 

c
1155
4,000k

Bee Lord

 

Bee Lord may use items from the scout and medic decks. Bee Lord is immune to any harmful "Bee" related effects. Bee Lord may administer drugs without using an action.

c
1065
4,000k

Queen Bee

 

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cards: 25

total value: 440

total stats: 15

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cards: 20

total value: 78

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